Tim Vine starts by shouting
The chimney puns out
He’s got a stack of
them
The first one is on
the house
Wednesday, 12 July 2023
TIM VINE STARTS BY SHOUTING
IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED TODAY
It has been announced today
That a dog food manufacturer,
Following poor sales, has had
To call in the official retriever
TWO SNOWMEN WERE STOOD IN A FIELD
Two snowmen were stood in a field
In one of those cold exposed spots
When one turned to the other and said,
Am I the only one who can smell Carrots?
NEFERTITI FOUND AKHENATEN
Nefertiti found Akhenaten irresistible
And wanted to jump his
bones
She didn’t really know
why at the time
But it was just his
pharoahmones
WRITERS ANGST # 1
The thing that gives me anxiety
For the most part is not writing
But the thing that gives me
The most anxiety of all is writing
SENORITA
There is something about my girlfriend,
Which you’ll notice when you meet her,
She comes from Spain and only has
A single tooth in her mouth, her name is Juanita
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