72 Miles From The Sea

Saturday, 8 July 2023

I’m something of a joker

In fact I’m really comical

I have an experimental joke

But laughs aren’t reproducible

Rudyard Kipling once

Said, never look backwards, you

Will fall down the stair

And I have realised all my worst fears

Because our new MP is an old classmate

We used to call Tiny Tears

I was watching porn

On my Laptop privately

After a while, my computer

Went down on me

After sunset as the light died

I stayed up all night and tried

To figure out where the sun could be

Then it dawned on me

Middle age is when

Your age will start to show up

Around your middle

I have started to do exercise,

But I am taking it slower

By only doing a gentle jog

Between the fridge and the sofa