SHOULD AN OLD PERSON REALLY ANNOY ME

 

Should an old person really annoy me

I have a particularly callous strategy

I just set about taunting and teasing them

With dreams of the future they won’t see

ARE YOU WEARING A SAILOR SUIT?

Are you wearing a sailor suit?

Are you trying to look cute?

Or are you trying to win a bet

Either way you just look wet

I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 5

 

I’m something of a joker

People think I’m a funny man

I’ve a Palaeoanthropology joke

But to be fare it’s an Oldowan

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 5

 

I tuck my knees in

To my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll

FOGHORN LEGHORN WORKS OUT

Foghorn Leghorn works out

And gives his muscles a flex

As he keeps himself in shape

And concentrates on his pecks 

EPIC LOVE TALES

 

The tale is about

Epic loves, to cut a long

Story short – the end

CROMWELL AND THE KING

 

“I do apologize” Cromwell said

To King Charles the first, before

Having him beheaded on the block

“Don’t mention it” the King replied

“I regret I’m the cause of this chore”

Then both men bowed to the other

But it was after all, the Civil War