I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 4

 

I’m something of a joker

I wouldn’t stop at any price

I even have a Geology joke

But to be fare it’s not gneiss

DIFFERENCES # 4

 

There is a difference,

Which you will find,

Is quite definite

Between a plastic model,

And an MP.

As one is a glue less kit

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 4

 

The toughest job that

I ever had, was selling

Doors, from door-to-door

FOGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD

 

Foghorn crossed the road

And took it in his stride

To avoid an anti-masker

Walking on the other side

WHEN YOU ARE WRITING A STORY

 

When you are writing a story

About losing your virginity

Please do one thing for certain

And put it in the first person

FOLLOW THE LIGHT

 

When I died, I headed

Towards the light

Slow and steady

But it turned out

I’d been reincarnated

As a moth already

THE WARRIOR WAS REWARDED

 

The warrior was rewarded

For his performance in the arena

When he was given a young woman

From the temple of Vesta

Who he happily devoured,

And afterwards he was Gladiator