I am fat and my goal is to slim down
To a healthy weight
that my heart can afford
But for now, my
ambition is to put
Half a box of
chocolates back in the cupboard
I am fat and my goal is to slim down
To a healthy weight
that my heart can afford
But for now, my
ambition is to put
Half a box of
chocolates back in the cupboard
Are you wearing a mankini?
Well the coverage is
teeny
And you’re as fat as
Mussolini
And I can see you’re
weeny
I’m something of a joker
And follow the comedy
craft
I even have a Mule
joke
But to be fare it’s
half assed
The difference between Santa Claus
And a serial
philanderer, as it goes
Is in essence a total
lack of self-control
Because Santa stopped
at three ho’s
My friend says to me:
"What rhymes with
orange?" I said:
"Oh no it
doesn't!"
My mother made us eat
Supplements every day
One time I nearly
choked
On the Mail on Sunday
A septuagenarian Pirate Captain
Sailed the warm waters
off Haiti
And on his eightieth
birthday
He said to his crew,
"Aye matey"