A septuagenarian Pirate Captain
Sailed the warm waters
off Haiti
And on his eightieth
birthday
He said to his crew,
"Aye matey"
Showing posts with label Pirates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pirates. Show all posts
Sunday, 2 July 2023
A SEPTUAGENARIAN PIRATE CAPTAIN
Tuesday, 9 May 2023
SPAM ON THE HIGH SEAS
Not even Pirates are immune to spam
And are subject to
regular assault
Asking “Have you been
involved
In a shipwreck that
wasn’t your fault”
Wednesday, 8 March 2023
I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT A HIJACKED SHIP
I heard on the news that a hijacked ship
Had been taken by smiley
pirates
I thought that sounded
quite nice but
It turned out they
were Somali pirates
Saturday, 14 August 2021
A SEPTUAGENARIAN PIRATE CAPTAIN
A septuagenarian Pirate Captain
Sailed
the warm waters off Haiti
And
on his eightieth birthday
He
said to his crew, "Aye matey"
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