Thursday, 15 June 2023

ARE YOU WEARING OLD MAN CLOTHES?

 

Are you wearing old man clothes?

Why for pity sake old pal

Growing old is mandatory.

But growing up is optional

GETTING ON # 13

 

You know that you have

Become an older chap

When your “happy hour”

Is spent taking a nap

WE DON’T HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

 

We don’t have all the time in the world

Make each day count, is my view

So, focus all of your efforts on today

And do the things you really want to do

DR WHO IS RENOWNED

 

Dr Who is renowned

For being totally awesome

But she had to call a Dalek

About a termite problem

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY

 

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

A DEAL OF STRICTURE

 

I made an error, for which

There was a deal of stricture

On reflection I should not

Have asked Thor to hang a picture

THE HABITUALLY DISAPPOINTED SUPPORT GROUP

 

The habitually disappointed support group

Had good reason to bellyache

As their meeting had been cancelled

And as a result, there would be no cake