72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 5 June 2023

Sometimes after the wedding

Despite the best intentions

There is a Honeymoon period

Causing unlucky abstentions

It was 1066

And that taught me a lesson

Never buy a wristwatch

From any random person

I may be getting on in years

But it’s not all doom and gloom

I have the body of an 18-year-old,

Which I keep in the spare room

Was Jesus married?

Was a she behind his success?

That might well explain

Faking his own death

A cement mixer collided with a prison van

And the incident was critical

Motorists are asked to be on the lookout

For sixteen hardened criminals

My grandfather invented,

And you might well scoff,

The cold air balloon, well

It never really took off

My Uncle trains animals

To be honest he’s a bit of a bore

He has one dog that does magic tricks

It’s a labracadabrador