I WENT TO BUYA NEW TIME PIECE

 

I went to a posh jeweler to buy a new time piece,

And I told the geezer I wanted it really top notch

In response the man in the shop said “Analogue?”

And I replied “No, I just want to buy a watch"

IT WAS 1066

 

It was 1066

And that taught me a lesson

Never buy a wristwatch

From any random person

I WENT TO A POSH JEWELLER

I went to a posh jeweller to buy a new watch,

And I told the geezer I wanted it really top notch

So, he said “Analogue” I replied “No, just a watch"