A journey of a thousand miles
Begins with a single
step apparently
Well, that’s the philosophical
view
It begins with a flat
tire in reality
Wednesday, 17 May 2023
A THOUSAND MILE JOURNEY # 2
IF YOU NEED HELP WHEN MOVING HOUSE
If you need help when moving house
You can always call on
your buddies
It’s to be expected
from everyday friends
But great friends help
you move bodies
AN AGE OLD ADAGE THAT I KNOW
An age old adage that I know
States that friends
may come and go
But more worrying to
calculate
Is that enemies tend
to accumulate
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
Was repeatedly heard
But the dominatrix
Had forgotten the safe
word
EXPLODING CHEESE
Breaking news: there’s been an explosion
At a cheese factory in
Weston-Super-Mare
There have been no reports
of casualties
Though there was De
Brie everywhere
MOUSE HOSTELRY
Mice have very particular tastes
In its society and
institutions
So when they choose a
Hotel
They normally stay at The Stilton
SHE WAS NINETY THREE YEARS OLD
She was ninety three years old
While he was only
ninety one
Not a cross word, but
they were
Both deaf when said
and done
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