I DIDN’T KNOW IT MEANT EXIT

 

I didn’t know it meant exit

When I voted for Brexit

To be honest I voted leave

Just because I like leaves

I HAVE BEEN FIRED BY THE BAKERY

 

I have been fired by the bakery

Ten years I worked for them

However losing my job is now

The yeast of my problems

ARE YOU WEARING A MONOCLE?

 

Are you wearing a monocle?

Can I ask the reason why?

You can still wear spectacles

Even if you have a glass eye

PICKUP # 24

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

“I’m not a waiter but

Allow me to tell you”

You can begin to say

“What’s on the menu, is Me-n-u”

DAREDEVILISH # 2

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self-esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Is prodding a fire with a stick

As it makes me feel like a man

THE HALF A CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD

 

The half a chicken crossed the road

Because he had no one beside

So, the reason it crossed the road

Was to get to its other side

THE OLD SAYING GOES

 

The old saying goes

Don't put all your eggs in one basket

But surely it should be

Or was it don’t put both legs in one gusset