I GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR TELLING

 

I got into trouble for telling

A self-harming joke

I know self-harm isn’t funny

But I’m a funny bloke

So, I won’t beat myself up

Because it was just a joke

WE ALL HAVE A SKELETON

 

Let’s be honest we all have

A skeleton in the cupboard, or two

But some people let theirs

Walk the catwalk for the public to view

DAREDEVILISH # 1

 

To do something daring

That is my wish

Like eating cup-a-soup

From a dish

WHEN THE HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD

 

When the headless chicken crossed the road

There was no wing under which to tuck it

Because sadly the chicken crossed the road

In a mega sized, southern fried, family bucket

WHY DID THE CHEWING GUM CROSS THE HIGHWAY?

 

Why did the chewing gum cross the highway?

Isn’t a question you get asked every day

However, the answer is actually a simple one 

Because it was stuck to a chicken's bum

WOULD YOU THINK ME QUITE MAD

 

Would you think me quite mad

If I asked what bird is always sad

If not, what bird would you say

And would you say the blue jay

WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROOSTER WHO WAKES

 

What do you call a rooster who wakes

You up every morning at five o’clock

His actual name is Foghorn Leghorn

But we like to call him the alarm cock