I GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR TELLING

 

I got into trouble for telling

A self-harming joke

I know self-harm isn’t funny

But I’m a funny bloke

So, I won’t beat myself up

Because it was just a joke

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY NEIGHBOUR

 

I cannot believe that my

Next door neighbour

Is a self-harmer

She's so vile there

Must be queue of people

Willing to do it for her