THE SHARK DID THE DOLPHIN A FAVOR

 

The Shark did the Dolphin a favor

Though not a big one as favors go

And paid him back in cephalopods

Which was kind of Squid pro quo

I WOULD LOVE TO BE AN ACTOR

 

I would love to be an actor,

But it would be quite absurd

As I'd always forget the...

Oh dear, what is the word

TO SPICE UP MY DREARY LIFE

To spice up my dreary life

I chose to hold a sex game

And threw an orgy last night,

Unfortunately, nobody came

THE STATE IS WATCHING YOU

The state is watching you, and

We live in a “Big Brother” society

Of clandestine electronic eavesdropping

And it really bugs me

I HAVE VERY LOW SELF ESTEEM

 

I have very low self esteem

And live with low expectations

And to make matters worse

I'm terrible at self-deprecation

ARE YOU WEARING A RED ROSE?

 

Are you wearing a red rose?

England’s floral emblem

A sweet smelling symbol

Displayed out of patriotism

ARE YOU WEARING CORDUROY?

 

Are you wearing corduroy?

Oh you twenty-first century boy

You’re dressed as teacher would be

If he lived in nineteen seventy