Professionals have an end of life
Inescapable, though
they may try
Old Lawyers for
example just
Lose their appeal,
they never die
Friday, 21 April 2023
PROFESSIONALS HAVE AN END OF LIFE # 1
I HAVE TAKEN PRIDE IN UNUSUAL QUARTERS
I have taken pride in unusual quarters
And I speak knowing
that pride is wrong
One proud moments, was
when a website
Told me my password
was “Very Strong.”
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
“Revenge is a dish best served cold”
Is an old saying but
is due some negation
As it feels best served
piping hot,
Straight out of the
oven of indignation
REAR PROPORTIONS
Bimbette said “Tell me Peachy, do
These jeans make my
bum look big?”
“Truthfully?” Peaches
replied
CHINESE GOOSEBERRIES
Chinese Gooseberries aren’t Chinese
Imagine my shock at
being misled
They do not originate
from China at all
Thursday, 20 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 440
Hickory Dickory Dock
Four mice ran up the
clock
When the clock struck
one
The other three were in shock
But otherwise were unharmed
ARE YOU WEARING A DIAPER?
Are you wearing a Diaper?
Well, if that’s what
you wish
But have you become
incontinent?
Or is it just some
kind of fetish
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