My sister is into photography
It makes her shine and
glow
And she talks
enthusiastically
But you can’t shutter
up though
Saturday, 15 April 2023
MY SISTER IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY
THE YEAR OUT
I took a “year out” before going to Uni
And I got a job before
you start to sneer
I got a job on the
London Underground
And I call it my “Mind
the Gap Year”
THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR
Called the Hundred Years War
I was understandably
misled
Because the war really
lasted
A hundred and sixteen instead
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
A farmer went straight to the bar
And ordered a glass of champagne
The woman sitting next to him said,
That she had already
done the same
“What a coincidence”
the farmer said
As they clinked
glasses
He told her it was a
very special day
And that he was
celebrating
She said it was
special for her too
And she was also
celebrating
“What a coincidence”
the farmer said
As they clinked
glasses
He asked what she was
celebrating
She said after many
years of marriage
And trying for a
family with her husband
She would soon need a
baby carriage
“What a coincidence”
the farmer said
As they clinked
glasses
He told her he was a
chicken farmer
And his hens had been
infertile all year
But that day they were
all laying again
And that was why he
was in good cheer
She said that it was
indeed great news
But asked what changes he had applied
In order for them to become fertile again
“I simply used a different cock” he replied
The woman smiled, clinked his glass
And said “what a
coincidence”
GALLIC SANDALS
A Frenchman, wearing sandals,
Was in a bit of a
gallic strop
After teasing about
his footwear
His name was Phillipe
Phillop
Friday, 14 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 434
There was an old woman of Leeds,
Who spent her time in widows’ weeds;
She mourned for her team
And premier league
dream
This hopeful old woman
of Leeds!
ARE YOU WEARING KNICKERBOCKERS?
Are you wearing Knickerbockers?
Well listen, I don’t
mean to flummox
But it looks like the
Knickerbockers
Have fallen out with
your socks
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