72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 12 April 2023

Homemade pizza

Is absolute bliss

And it’s so easy

It’s a pizza piss

I don’t know much about Russia

And I haven’t been there yet

But I do know one thing for sure

You mustn’t get the Kremlin wet

I learned a valuable life lesson

And I’m not eager to repeat my plight

When I foolishly took a sleeping pill

And a laxative on the same night

I’ve always accepted the inevitability.

Of one day being over the hill

What I didn’t expect was to pick up speed

On the other side of that hill

If it wasn’t for the stress

Which is a feature of my distress

And the resulting nervous energy

I wouldn’t have any energy

There is a famous quote about God

Not giving you more than you can handle

Well there are times that I just wish

He didn't have quite so much faith in me

The difference between

Cats and dogs is easily seen

Because Dogs have owners

Whereas Cats have helpers