Homemade pizza
Is absolute bliss
And it’s so easy
It’s a pizza piss
Homemade pizza
Is absolute bliss
And it’s so easy
It’s a pizza piss
When my Dad was just a boy
He had never heard of
pizza
But he thought it was
famed
For having a leaning
tower
Bimbette ordered herself
A small pizza to go
“How do you want it
cut”?
The guy asked, then
“Do you want it cut?
Into ten slices or
eight”
“Oh, just eight
I’m not hungry
enough for ten”
Homemade pizza
Is absolute bliss
And it’s so easy
It’s a pizza piss