HOMEMADE PIZZA

 

Homemade pizza

Is absolute bliss

And it’s so easy

It’s a pizza piss

PIZZA FAME

 

When my Dad was just a boy

He had never heard of pizza

But he thought it was famed

For having a leaning tower

HOW DO YOU WANT IT CUT?

 

Bimbette ordered herself

A small pizza to go

“How do you want it cut”?

The guy asked, then

“Do you want it cut?

Into ten slices or eight”

“Oh, just eight

 I’m not hungry enough for ten”

HOMEMADE PIZZA

 

Homemade pizza

Is absolute bliss

And it’s so easy

It’s a pizza piss