As I’ve gotten older I have found that
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Which is something of a challenge, plus
Monday, 10 April 2023
AS I’VE GOTTEN OLDER I HAVE FOUND
IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING
It's scary when you start making,
During any kind of
undertaking
The same noises and
exclamations
Saturday, 8 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 429
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little
girls are made of?
Well try to remember
that the next time
Your holding her hair
while she throwing up
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER WAISTCOAT?
Are you wearing an Easter waistcoat?
Oh yes it’s a real crowd pleaser
Though perhaps not ecclesiastical
It makes you look like a geezer
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1
The best Easter actor of all time
Is something of an
acting hero
And there can only be
one winner
And that would be Rabbit
De Niro
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TIE?
Are you wearing an Easter tie?
Well, my next question is why?
Because although it’s not unpleasant
You don’t have to wear a present
THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD
The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road
And the reason for
that I bet
Is quite simple and
can only be
Because he wasn't a
chicken yet
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