A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9)

 

Dad said “I’m going to Thailand

To an island called Phuket”

I replied to him "That will be nice,

But that’s not the way you say it”

PEACHES SAID TO BIMBETTE

 

Peaches said to Bimbette

“I’ve slept with a Brazilian”

“OMG Peachy” she retorted

“How many is a Brazilian?”

EASTER CACTUS

 

The Easter cactus

The spring-bloomer

It’s jointed flat Segments

Look like experiments

Made by a young boy

With a construction set toy

But the coral-red flowers

Light up the spring hours

MY WIFE IS A BAKER OF BREAD

My wife is a Baker of bread

And rolls both plain and seedy

She is a very difficult woman

And I find her to be very kneady 

WE CELEBRATE GOOD FRIDAY

 

We celebrate Good Friday

Because 2000 years ago

God proved that we matter

When he let his only son go

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 425

 

Peter Piper picked a peck

Of pickled peppers

Very interesting I’m sure, but what

Was he picking at before hand?

MORNGY THURSDAY

 

At a soup kitchen, they ran out of food

Due to a basic error in their sums

And tempers flared among the homeless

In fact there were a lot of hot cross bums