I WENT FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING

 

I went for Health and Safety training

On the safe and proper use of a ladder

And when the instructor began with

“Step one” I couldn’t have been gladder

OLD CLASSIC SONGSMITHS CROON

 

Old classic songsmiths croon

Their sweet romantic tune

Of the lovers sweet embrace  

Beneath a silent silvery moon

WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BLUE PLANET

 

When I first saw the Blue Planet

Being advertised on widely on TV

I have to confess that nature wasn’t

The first thought that came to me

PAUL REVERE

 

Obviously, Paul Revere famously

Rode his horse from Boston

Because the horse was too heavy

For him to carry to Lexington

THEY HAD A ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT

 

They had a rock and roll night

At the care home, all very droll

It was a quite sedentary evening

And was more like Crock and Roll

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 422

 

Mary Mary quite contrary

Why isn’t that a surprise?

She’s contradicted me again

And made me roll my eyes

ARE YOU WEARING CLAM DIGGERS?

 

Are you wearing clam diggers?

How very beachcomber of you

However inappropriate, given

The fact seafood makes you spew