I WENT FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING

 

I went for Health and Safety training

On the safe and proper use of a ladder

And when the instructor began with

“Step one” I couldn’t have been gladder

THE FIRE OFFICER’S INSPECTION

 

The fire officer did his inspection today

And he asked me “In the event of a fire,

Tell me what steps would you take?"

I replied "Bloody big ones" squire

THREE CHILDREN SLIDING ON THE ICE

Three children sliding on the ice

Fell on their bottoms once or twice

Three children sliding on the ice

How they enjoyed the slippery device

Until based on health and safety advice

The caretaker ruined it in a trice