I am a really terrible cook
I’ve burnt everything
so far
I’m definitely not Cordon
Bleu
In fact I’m more
Cordon Noir
Sunday, 2 April 2023
I AM A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK
WHO LED THE ISRAELITES
Who led the Israelites?
On their collective
toeses
Through the
semi-permeable
Membrane? It was
Osmoses
FRED ASTAIRE WAS BELIEVED TO BE
Fred Astaire was believed to be
The greatest Dancer in
his field
But Ginger Rodgers did
the same
Only backwards and in
heels
MY IPHONE IS FROZEN
My iPhone is frozen
My Mac is deceased
My iPad misplaced
And my iPod is dead
In fact all my Apple’s
Have gone pear shaped
A STARTER FOR TEN
In our house we never watch
University Challenge
And that’s because we
are
Universally challenged
GLOB IS AN ACRONYM
GLOB is an acronym
Which may sound absurd
But not when you have
found
A Good Looking Old
Bird
HE WAS GOING ON A BLIND DATE
He was going on a blind date
And was in a very
nervous state
About meeting someone
new
And was not sure what
to do
What if he was out
classed?
What if she left him
aghast?
He panicked when he
saw her
Because she was even
lovelier
He found after he arrived
there
She began talking
about a Polar Bear
And she rambled on
more and more
Which she eventually
apologized for
And laughed at his
reaction
And explained the
reason for her action
Stating they were
converse makers
As Polar Bears were
real ice breakers
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