In our house we never watch
University Challenge
And that’s because we
are
Universally challenged
Sunday, 2 April 2023
GLOB IS AN ACRONYM
GLOB is an acronym
Which may sound absurd
But not when you have
found
A Good Looking Old
Bird
HE WAS GOING ON A BLIND DATE
He was going on a blind date
And was in a very
nervous state
About meeting someone
new
And was not sure what
to do
What if he was out
classed?
What if she left him
aghast?
He panicked when he
saw her
Because she was even
lovelier
He found after he arrived
there
She began talking
about a Polar Bear
And she rambled on
more and more
Which she eventually
apologized for
And laughed at his
reaction
And explained the
reason for her action
Stating they were
converse makers
As Polar Bears were
real ice breakers
A STRESSED-OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD
A stressed-out mother and her child
Went into the fancy
dress shop
Rushing around from
pillar to post
Without a moments
pause or stop
“Here try this one”
the mother said
Grabbing a Devils suit
in a whirl
Her six year old
daughter retorted
“I don’t want it, I’m
not an evil girl”
HE WAS HARD AS NAILS
He was hard as nails,
And the man terrified
me
His reputation is the
fact,
Supported by
Testimony,
That he once jogged
home
After having a
vasectomy
Saturday, 1 April 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 421
Mary had a little lamp
Its beam was all aglow
It led the way to the abattoir
Where the sheep had to
go
ARE YOU WEARING RED? # 1
Are you wearing red?
And standing at the
foot of my bed
I hope that means
you’re Santa
And not Jeremy Corbyn instead
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