Friday, 31 March 2023

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 6

 

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour of their demise

Are working as the Chuckle Brothers

In their most cunning disguise

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (7)

 

He said “I was asked by my daughter,

If I could go out to East Africa”

I retorted “that’s amazing, Kenya?”

He replied “No I had to disappoint her”

MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY

 

My mother is judge and jury

In our domestic establishment

She ensures we all do our bit

It’s known as Chore enforcement

THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT

 

An important element of

The Feline establishment

Is the Cat Constabulary

Known as Claw enforcement

THE CANINE ESTABLISHMENT

 

An important element of

The Canine establishment

Is the Dog Constabulary

Known as Paw enforcement

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 1

 

My brother is a pessimist

With all his nay-saying,

And a glass half full guy

With his speclionegging

WE WILL GO TO SWITZRLAND

 

We will go to Switzerland

With our Dog from Alsace

When the time comes, and

Go to the clinic, Dognitas