Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
of their demise
Are working as the
Chuckle Brothers
In their most cunning
disguise
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
of their demise
Are working as the
Chuckle Brothers
In their most cunning
disguise
He said “I was asked by my daughter,
If I could go out to
East Africa”
I retorted “that’s
amazing, Kenya?”
He replied “No I had
to disappoint her”
My mother is judge and jury
In our domestic
establishment
She ensures we all do
our bit
It’s known as Chore enforcement
An important element of
The Feline
establishment
Is the Cat
Constabulary
Known as Claw
enforcement
An important element of
The Canine
establishment
Is the Dog
Constabulary
Known as Paw
enforcement
My brother is a pessimist
With all his
nay-saying,
And a glass half full
guy
With his
speclionegging
We will go to Switzerland
With our Dog from
Alsace
When the time comes,
and
Go to the clinic,
Dognitas