IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

 

I was looking for someone

To make my heart race

And my skin tingle

I searched high and low

Until I finally found her

At a Singles Mingle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 419

 

Mary had a little lamb

And she loved that lamb a bunch

But she wasn’t sentimental

So, they ate it for Sunday lunch

ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

Are you wearing fairy wings?

As someone’s special surprise

I hope you’re not a good fairy

And you’re wicked in disguise 

IT WAS A SPECIAL TIME WHEN WE WED

 

It was a special time when we wed

In front of family, friend and peers

We found it a very emotional day

Even the Wedding cake was in tiers

I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

 

I was asked who I wanted

To celebrate my birthday

My answer was as easy as ABC

“Anyone but Chardonnay”

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 5

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour, are not dead

But are doing an Elizabethan tribute act

At the Edinburgh Fringe instead 

LAST NIGHT I UPDATED

 

Last night I updated

My social media profile

But my wife didn’t

Like my picture style

In fact she said I looked

Like a paedophile