ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

Are you wearing fairy wings?

As someone’s special surprise

I hope you’re not a good fairy

And you’re wicked in disguise 

IT WAS A SPECIAL TIME WHEN WE WED

 

It was a special time when we wed

In front of family, friend and peers

We found it a very emotional day

Even the Wedding cake was in tiers

I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

 

I was asked who I wanted

To celebrate my birthday

My answer was as easy as ABC

“Anyone but Chardonnay”

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 5

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Contrary to the rumour, are not dead

But are doing an Elizabethan tribute act

At the Edinburgh Fringe instead 

LAST NIGHT I UPDATED

 

Last night I updated

My social media profile

But my wife didn’t

Like my picture style

In fact she said I looked

Like a paedophile

ACCEPTED WISDOM IT WOULD SEEM

 

Accepted wisdom it would seem

Proclaims there’s no “I” in team

So that must mean that Teamwork

Will inevitably make the dream work

CARRIER BAG, CARRIER BAG

 

Am I the only one,

Is it really only me?

That has a carrier bag

Hanging purposefully

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A carrier bag repository