Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour,
are not dead
But are doing an Elizabethan
tribute act
At the Edinburgh Fringe instead
Tuesday, 28 March 2023
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 5
LAST NIGHT I UPDATED
Last night I updated
My social media profile
But my wife didn’t
Like my picture style
In fact she said I
looked
Like a paedophile
ACCEPTED WISDOM IT WOULD SEEM
Accepted wisdom it would seem
Proclaims there’s no
“I” in team
So that must mean that
Teamwork
Will inevitably make
the dream work
CARRIER BAG, CARRIER BAG
Am I the only one,
Is it really only me?
That has a carrier bag
Hanging purposefully
Dedicated for the use
as
A carrier bag repository
CITIZENS OF WESTERN DEMOCRACY’S
Citizens of Western democracy’s
Will cross the world
to fight for it
But are so disinterested
that they
Won't cross the street
to vote for it
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 418
Jack and Jill
Went to the clinic
Because they were
Both quite unhygienic
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