Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour,
are not dead
But are doing an Elizabethan
tribute act
At the Edinburgh Fringe instead
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour,
are not dead
But are doing an Elizabethan
tribute act
At the Edinburgh Fringe instead
Last night I updated
My social media profile
But my wife didn’t
Like my picture style
In fact she said I
looked
Like a paedophile
Accepted wisdom it would seem
Proclaims there’s no
“I” in team
So that must mean that
Teamwork
Will inevitably make
the dream work
Am I the only one,
Is it really only me?
That has a carrier bag
Hanging purposefully
Dedicated for the use
as
A carrier bag repository
Citizens of Western democracy’s
Will cross the world
to fight for it
But are so disinterested
that they
Won't cross the street
to vote for it
At what point do
Mistaken repetitions
Made over time
Become traditions
Jack and Jill
Went to the clinic
Because they were
Both quite unhygienic