I HAD A “GRUMPY OLD MAN” MUG

 

I had a “grumpy old man” mug

And my grandchildren got it

But I turned into a “Grumpy old man”

When I accidentally smashed it

MY FRIENDS CALL ME SNAKE HIPS

 

My friends call me snake hips

Though not because I’m thin

I earned my unfortunate nickname

Because I have really dry skin

WHEN MY BROTHER WAS AT COLLEGE

 

When my brother was at college

He had an unusual nickname

Which was the “snow plough”

Because of his appetite for cocaine

LOVE IS ABOUT THE COMPROMISE

 

Love is about the compromise

It’s the corner stone I would say

For example if we should disagree

We compromise and do it her way

LOVE IS ALL ABOUT SHARING

 

Love is all about sharing

It’s the corner stone, you see

When my wife gets the flu

She always shares it with me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 416

 

Jack and Jill

Went up the hillock

He proposed then she

Called him a pillock

ARE YOU WEARING A POUT?

 

Are you wearing a pout?

Well, it’s bold without a doubt

But the overwhelming impression

Is that you look like a trout