72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 22 March 2023

I always figured that Michael’s family tree

Must have been from the cactus family

Because I’ve met the relatives of Mick

And everyone on his family tree is a prick

“Money is not the key to happiness”

That’s what they always say, but

Of course if you have enough money,

You can have your own key cut

I just heard that the sexy girl

From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore

Changed her name for the film

She was Fanny Aplenty before

Artificial Intelligence is being explored

By science, despite its inadvisability

But then education and inquisitiveness

Are no defence against natural stupidity

Amidst the terrible tragedy

Sadiq smiled, to his eternal shame

But the reason for that was

That he had found someone to blame

Tuesday’s child

Is full of grace

Except when she’s

Totally off her face

Are you wearing sexual garb?

Well, I can only offer you this barb

Wearing a codpiece and a condom

Is not going to turn anyone on