ARE YOU WEARING TARTY GARB?

 

Are you wearing tarty garb?

Well, I will say this for a start

You might well get picked up

But no one wants to date a tart

ARE YOU WEARING SLUTTY GARB?

 

Are you wearing slutty garb?

And are you trying to talk smut

Well, I admire your endeavour, but

You’re wearing too much for a slut

ARE YOU WEARING SEXUAL GARB?

 

Are you wearing sexual garb?

Well, I can only offer you this barb

Wearing a codpiece and a condom

Is not going to turn anyone on

APPLE FAUX PAS

Apple have cancelled the launch

Of a new iPod aimed at kids

But due to negative feedback

The project is on the skids

It’s believed the product

Was to be called the iTouch Kids

KIDDIE FIDDLER

 

Well, they just arrested a paedophile

Who would look at the children and drool

He was in the children’s playground

And was caught playing with his tool

But credit where credit is due

He always drove slowly past the school