72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 22 March 2023

I just heard that the sexy girl

From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore

Changed her name for the film

She was Fanny Aplenty before

Artificial Intelligence is being explored

By science, despite its inadvisability

But then education and inquisitiveness

Are no defence against natural stupidity

Amidst the terrible tragedy

Sadiq smiled, to his eternal shame

But the reason for that was

That he had found someone to blame

Tuesday’s child

Is full of grace

Except when she’s

Totally off her face

Are you wearing sexual garb?

Well, I can only offer you this barb

Wearing a codpiece and a condom

Is not going to turn anyone on

I'm not saying that I hate him,

But my dislike is well known

And I’d unplug his life support

In order to charge my phone

There are three things for which

Witnesses are required for

Criminal acts, accidents and

Marriages, so need I say more?