IT ONLY DAWNS ON YOU QUITE

 

It only dawns on you, quite

How un-photogenic you are

Until it’s time for a group photo

And they hand you the camera

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 409

 

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

The power he liked to relish and savour

He now knows was inappropriate behaviour

ARE YOU WEARING SEDUCTIVE GARB?

 

Are you wearing seductive garb?

Well I have to admire you style

But in order to seduce me

You need only wear a smile

HAIR OF GREY

 

Hair of grey

Falls untamed

Over blemished skin

In perfect complement

To graceful aging

And timeless beauty

I HAD TO BUY TROUSER SHORTS

 

I had to buy trouser shorts

Which were easy to find

The ones with Velcro on

The detectable leg kind

Expensive though, so the term

“Rip off” comes to mind

THE PIE FACTORY EXPLODED

 

The pie factory exploded

And it was carnage inside

There were also casualties

As 3.14 people died

THE KOALA WAS IN SOME DISTRESS

The Koala was in some distress

In fact he was in a proper mess

As he was told he wasn’t a bear

And he didn’t think it was fair

As he was one of nature’s creations

And he had all the koalafications