I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

I was asked who I wanted

My emergency contact to be

It took me only seconds to reply

“A good doctor obviously”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 408

 

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

But that was in the nineteen seventies

And now interests Operation Yewtree

ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARB?

 

Are you wearing sexy garb?

Well bless your heart I’m glad

But you wasted your time

Trying to look sexy is mad

You were sexy already, there

Was nothing you had to add

HAIR OF AUBURN

 

Hair of Auburn

Falls untamed

Over pale flesh

Stark in contrast

Like a crimson rose

Against bridal white

SADIQ KHAN, PHOTO OP BOY

 

For little Sadiq, appearing big

Is the name of the game

So, if its bad news, photo op boy

Is on scene to apportion blame,

If it’s good he’s there, so that

All the praise is his to claim

MY FATHER IN LAW IS FULL OF IT

 

My father in law is full of shit

And I say that without hesitation

He would disagree obviously

As he would call it constipation

I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

 

I have come to the conclusion

That atoms are conniving

Deceitful and untrustworthy

Because they make up everything