DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT

 

Dawn rose on the desert

In the crisp morning air

But she didn’t have a clue

How she actually got there

RISKY BEHAVIOURS

 

She woke up on Sunday morning

And regretted her risky behaviours

Muttering as she looked at her partner

“I should have gone to Specsavers”

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (5)

 

I’m from a big Family

And my dad said to me

“Your brother is going to Italy

With his new lady”

I said, “Oh really, Genoa?”

“No, I haven’t met her”

TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT LOVERS

 

“Two hundred and eighty eight lovers”

Was not what I expected, not even close

But that was what my mum confessed

And to be honest that was just two gross

AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY

 

At the St Patrick’s Day party

A guy was playing the Ukulele

But he didn’t know when to stop

Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 405

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

But no one could be bothered

To put him back together again

ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER SHOES?

 

Are you wearing patent leather shoes?

Do I think they suit you? In truth no

As you’re a thirty four stone woman

Who is never going to look like Poirot