At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know
when to stop
Until he was hit with
a Shillelagh
Showing posts with label St Patrick’s Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Patrick’s Day. Show all posts
Thursday 16 March 2023
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
Wednesday 15 March 2023
ARE YOU WEARING SHAMROCK?
Are you wearing shamrock?
And Patrick is patron
saint, but why?
Did he drive the
snakes out of Ireland?
Or did he just have a
great PR guy?
ARE YOU WEARING A SHAMROCK?
Are you wearing a shamrock?
Ireland’s national
emblem
The young clover symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING GREEN?
Are you wearing green?
My pretty young Coleen
And that’s everything
so?
Well that’s nice to
know
And is an image to
bewitch
If you do mean every
stitch
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers
yes, reply
“You can have some
more today”
ON ST PATRICK’S DAY
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish rover
Has had enough to drink
When they’re Dublin
over
I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So, I took a bus home
to save any fuss
This may not be a big
deal to most
But I had never before
driven a bus
YOU CAN DRINK GREEN BEER
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a vegetable
And one of your five a
day
THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And I have always
wondered why
As they have three
patron saints
Perhaps Patrick had a
better PR guy
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers no,
reply
“Do you want some
today?”
ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE
St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For girls to dress inappropriately
That’s why St Patrick’s
Day
Is the best holiday
for me
ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For St Patrick’s Day
I said “Drunk will do me”
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK
The feast day of Saint Patrick
Is Ireland’s National Day
When the Irish people
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day
Wednesday 16 March 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 49
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful
pea-green boat,
Though they were
jolly, their expedition was folly
And the coast guard
sent a life boat
So when the Owl and
the Pussycat went to sea
Safely ashore we were
able to see
Because the couples
distress, the whole sorry mess
Was filmed by the BBC
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know
when to stop
Until he was hit with
a Shillelagh
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers
yes, reply
“You can have some
more today”
ON ST PATRICK’S DAY
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish
rover
Has had enough to
drink
When they’re Dublin
over
THE IRISH CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And I have always
wondered why
As they have three
patron saints
Perhaps Patrick had a
better PR guy
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