Showing posts with label Poirot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poirot. Show all posts

Tuesday 2 May 2023

ARE YOU WEARING PINCE NEZ?

 

Are you wearing pince nez?

Do I think they suit you? In truth no

As you’re a thirty-four stone woman

Who is never going to look like Poirot

Wednesday 15 March 2023

ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER SHOES?

 

Are you wearing patent leather shoes?

Do I think they suit you? In truth no

As you’re a thirty four stone woman

Who is never going to look like Poirot