St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
Wednesday, 15 March 2023
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT PATRICK
The feast day of Saint Patrick
Is Ireland’s National Day
When the Irish people
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 404
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a crumble
Would that make Greggs
Customers grumble?
ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER BOOTS?
Are you wearing patent leather boots?
Well, I’m as open minded
as any other
But really? Thigh length
leather boots
When we’re burying your
mother
WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 7
If you value your life avoid places
That might make your nerves jangle
A certain geographical location
For example the Bermuda Triangle
HAIR OF CHESTNUT
Hair of Chestnut
Tumbles unchecked
Over freckled skin
In perfect complement
Like forest fronds
In a dappled glade
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