A dog can be likened to a tree,
I once heard it said
Because they both lose
their bark
Once they are dead
Thursday, 9 March 2023
THE DESIGNED INSTITUTION
The institution of marriage was designed,
It has very often been
said
In order to keep a
girl out of mischief
And get her into
trouble instead
I ONCE MADE A SEX TAPE
I once made a sex tape
With an old girlfriend
of mine
Although the first I
knew
Was when I saw it on
line
THE ONLY BUSINESS MODEL
The only business model
Whose proprietor
prefers
Customers with no
redeeming
Qualities, are Pawnbrokers
INTERRUPTING ANNETTE
“Give me a sentence starting with “I”“
The teacher asked
young Annette
“I is...” she began
but teacher interrupted
“No, always say, “I
am”, Annette”
The girl looked
puzzled, but complied
“I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet”
THE CAT ESSAY
The teacher said “your essay on “My cat”
Is exactly the same as
your brother Matt’s,
Did you copy his work
for your story?”
“No, miss, but it's
the same cat” said Corey
WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 1
When browsing the occult section
Of the library shelves
Never read aloud from a book
Of demon summoning spells
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