The young performer was egged on
To the stage by his
pushy parents
But he was soon egged
off it again
By an unappreciative
audience
The young performer was egged on
To the stage by his
pushy parents
But he was soon egged
off it again
By an unappreciative
audience
A teacher held a spelling bee and asked
“Kyle, how do you spell
“crocodile?”“
“K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” he
said
“No, that's not the
way to spell Crocodile”
Said the teacher “Maybe
it’s wrong, but you
Asked me how I spell
it” explained Kyle
Friday's child
Is loving and giving,
(Especially on a
Friday night when they’re pissed)
Are you wearing a barrette?
I can see something
shining there
Holding your tresses
from your face
Silver in your
brunette hair
I went into hospital for minor surgery
The staff did not fill
me with a sense of security
As I was going under I
heard the surgeon say
“Hand me
that...uh...that uh... doohicky”
My father trades on the stock exchange
He really enjoys the
thrill
Last week he traded
boxes of Oxo cubes
For multiple jars of
Bovril
“You’ve burned the dinner again” he said
To the plate with the
burnt offering on
“It’s not burned, its
caramelized” she retorted
“Well, you’ve caramelized
it to carbon”