SISTER AGATHA AT THE CONVENT

Sister Agatha at the convent

Was somnambulistic

The sleep walking nun

Was called a Roaming Catholic 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 393

 

Thursday's child

Has far to go,

(Well I hope they’re not travelling on Southern Rail)

ARE YOU WEARING AN APRON?

 

Are you wearing an apron?

It’s very pretty and frilly

It’s not very big though

Just enough to cover your Willy

I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 15

 

I went into hospital for minor surgery

The staff did not fill me with a sense of well being

As I was going under, I heard the surgeon say

“It’s a shame Page 47 of the manual was missing!”

MY SISTER WORKS IN THE IT DEPARTMENT

 

My sister works in the IT department

And got sacked for having dyslexia

Her boss told her to “unzip his files?”

She misunderstood and he sacked her

MY GRANDDADS NOT VERY TECH SAVVY

 

My granddads not very tech savvy

So, when he got a laptop I was amazed

But when I asked what windows version

He had, he replied “double glazed”

MY GRANDSON IS ALWAYS ON HIS PHONE

 

My grandson is always on his phone

It’s scrambled his brain I think

“What you need is a life” I said

He replied “Ok send me the link”