I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist
was a bit of a bore
He said “Oops! Does
anyone know if a patient
Has ever survived
500ml of this stuff before?”
Saturday, 25 February 2023
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 8
BOOTS THE CHEMIST SUNDAY OPENING
11am to 9pm the sign read
But the opening time
was well past
And we were left out
in the cold
And their apathy left
me aghast
The signage needs to
be amended
And a new sign should
be tasked
Open “When we can be
bothered”
Until “We can no
longer be asked”
WHEN THE ALLSPICE SINGERS
When the allspice singers
Really went off the
rails
Coryanda and star
Anise
Had the Pepperatzi on
their tails
PEPERAMI IS A BIT OF AN ANIMAL
Peperami is a bit of an animal
Is the pitch the
adverts hit
But its animal origins
aside
I would like to know
“what bit”
THEY’RE REMAKING OLD TV SHOWS
They’re remaking old TV shows
Updating oldies from
TV heaven
A Sci-Fi version of “On
the Buses”
Is going to be called
Blakey’s Seven
IF YOU’VE LEARNED NOTHING IN LIFE
If you’ve learned nothing in life
Take this piece of
advice from me
Remember this if
nothing else,
Your character is your
destiny
HEAD TURNER
Every time she turns her head
All heads turn to her
and she is viewed
But I am pleased to
say she sees only me
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