Bimbette packed all her gloves
Into one suitcase for
Santorini
When I asked her why
she replied
“Because its hand
luggage only”
Bimbette packed all her gloves
Into one suitcase for
Santorini
When I asked her why
she replied
“Because its hand
luggage only”
My wife told the Italian waiter bluntly
Without ambiguity what
she meant
That his pepper
grinder was like a penis
So, he thanked her for
the condiment
“How long have you been wearing tights?”
I asked him as we got
changed for cricket
He smiled at me
ruefully and then replied
“Since my wife found
them in my pocket”
Jack and Jill went up the hill
But not for a pale of
water
Because they went up
the hill
To do what they shouldn’t
oughta
Are you wearing a little black dress?
In the coco channel
style to impress
Even though it’s a
very classic gown
You look more like
Coco the clown
Hansel and Gretel’s little trips
Were always
exceedingly fruitful
Because once deep in
the woods
They became Handsy and
Grateful
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist
thought he was funny
When the nurse dropped
my notes he said
“Don’t lose them, we
may need them at autopsy”