Monday, 20 February 2023

BIMBETTE PACKED ALL HER GLOVES

 

Bimbette packed all her gloves

Into one suitcase for Santorini

When I asked her why she replied

“Because its hand luggage only”

MY WIFE TOLD THE ITALIAN WAITER BLUNTLY

 

My wife told the Italian waiter bluntly

Without ambiguity what she meant

That his pepper grinder was like a penis

So, he thanked her for the condiment

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING TIGHTS?

 

“How long have you been wearing tights?”

I asked him as we got changed for cricket

He smiled at me ruefully and then replied

“Since my wife found them in my pocket”

Sunday, 19 February 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 381

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill

But not for a pale of water

Because they went up the hill

To do what they shouldn’t oughta

ARE YOU WEARING A LITTLE BLACK DRESS?

 

Are you wearing a little black dress?

In the coco channel style to impress

Even though it’s a very classic gown

You look more like Coco the clown

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 11

 

Hansel and Gretel’s little trips

Were always exceedingly fruitful

Because once deep in the woods

They became Handsy and Grateful

I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 3

 

I went into hospital for minor surgery

And the anaesthetist thought he was funny

When the nurse dropped my notes he said

“Don’t lose them, we may need them at autopsy”