72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 17 February 2023

Are you wearing your hair differently?

It’s definitely some kind of reworking

No, you’re not wearing your hair differently

I can clearly see now that it’s a merkin

New mattresses were ordered

For the bed of Princess Kayleigh

As they were changing the beds

For The Princess And The Pee

I plug in my iPhone charger

To give the battery a boost

Just to top it up to maximum

With what I call Apple Juice

My wife says I can’t multitask

But she is in error it seems to me

As I can waste time, be unproductive,

And procrastinate simultaneously

I went into hospital for minor surgery

And the anaesthetist was a bit of a clown

“Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness”

He said as I was lying there in my gown

I went to the Ukraine

With my girlfriend Bev

And I ate a Chicken Kiev

With my chick in Kiev

When we were kids in the autumn

My brother would hide from view

Beneath a pile of fresh fallen leaves

But hey that was Russell for you