The classic tale of Goldilocks
Should never have
included Bears
The Girl was gay so it
was actually
Goldilocks and the Three
Mares
Tuesday, 14 February 2023
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 5
ON MY BED AT HOME # 2
On my bed at home I have
A deluxe memory foam
mattress
But it remembers I’m
overweight
Which causes me great
distress
LIFE IS A FOUR LETTER WORD
Life is short, a four letter word
It’s quite absurd, and
here’s why
It’s because half of
it is just an 'if
And three quarters of
it is a 'lie'
LIP-SALVE
Lip-salve is a very useful product
But it’s not a good
chaperon, in anyway
Even though it lives
up to its boast
Of always keeping the
chaps away
FOR MANY YEARS HE HADN’T DONE MUCH
For many years he hadn’t done much
In the way of work at
all
Not that he was
physically incapable
He just worked at
county hall
IT WILL NORMALLY INVOKE A SENSE OF SHAME
It will normally invoke a sense of shame
When a young lady to
loses her good name
However, her position
is not an untenable one
When a young man gives
her a better one
MY COUSIN IS AN ORTHODONTIST
My cousin is an orthodontist
In the American deep
south
I don’t think he’s
happy, as he
Always looks down in
the mouth
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