ARE YOU WEARING A ONESIE? # 2

 

Are you wearing a onesie?

I didn’t know you were the type

But you have surprised me

And yes, I like the tiger stripe

It’s rather a shapeless thing

Am I being picky and choosy?

To be honest I don’t like it

But I’d like to see your twosie

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 5

 

My son jokes about my age

His humour is unforgiving

He says that my first passport

Was probably written in Latin

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 2

 

The sorcerer’s apprentice

Wasn’t there for tutorage

He was only interested in

The Sorcerer's Appendage

DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 2

 

Disney have got into porn

Namely with the Brothers Grimm

It’s to be an ensemble piece

Entitled The Brother's Quim

I BOUGHT A SECOND HAND PHONE

I bought a second hand phone

From a guy in Germany

I just had to delete his contacts

And now it's Hans free

ELEVATED SHOE

My latest girlfriend

Wears an elevated shoe

Just on one foot though

But that’s Eileen for you 

TWO FONTS WALKED INTO A BAR

Two fonts walked into a bar and were told,

“Sorry, you will have to leave I fear

But please don’t take it personally

We just don't serve your type in here”