ARE YOU WEARING PYJAMAS?

 

Are you wearing pyjamas?

And they’re Flannelette no less

I’m sure they are very comfy

But I was hoping for a nightdress

Or preferably as it is our

Wedding night, considerably less

IF THE SINGULAR IS THIS

 

If the singular is this

And the plural is these,

Why isn’t the plural of kiss

Ever referred to as kese?

A MAJOR FIRE CAUSED PANIC

 

A major fire caused panic

And was causing great harm

It was in the aroma candle factory

So, things soon became calm

I REGULARLY DONATE BLOOD

 

I regularly donate blood

So, I feel I’m doing my bit

But for some of the donor’s

It’s like self-harm for a biscuit

SHE SAID SHE WAS A BUSH DOCTOR

 

I completely misunderstood

But then I was a bit pissed

She said she was a Bush Doctor

So, I thought “she’s a gynaecologist”

I MISUNDERSTOOD ABOUT PPI

 

I misunderstood about PPI

And I really feel such a fool

I thought you got it if you didn’t

Wear your goggles at the pool

WHEN WE REACHED CRUISING ALTITUDE

 

When we reached cruising altitude

As we headed for another continent

The cabin light dimmed to enhance,

The appearance of our flight attendant