The media keep talking about
An obesity time bomb
Well, I hope I’m
nowhere nearby
When it goes off chum
Friday, 3 February 2023
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF TALK LATELY
There’s been a lot of talk lately
In the media about blue on blue
But it shouldn’t be a surprise
Because that’s Smurf porn for you
WE MUST REWRITE THE HISTORY BOOKS
We must rewrite the history books
King Tut was not
really Egyptian
Dad was a Scot, his
Mum Spanish
And he was named
Tartan Carmen
Thursday, 2 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 363
How many miles to Babylon?
Are measured in the blood
Of the innocents
ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 2
Are you wearing odd socks?
I suppose the look is
a bit hipster
But honestly at your
age, you are
Meat and drink for a
quipster
SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 1
So if it is correct that
One may be “that”
And multiples would be
those
Yet the singular hat
Would in the plural
Be hats and never hose
IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IS # 2
It is a sad fact of life that is
Inherently unfair
If there are four ways
In which a thing can
go wrong
A fifth way will occur
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