THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SUBSTITUTION

 

There is absolutely no substitution

Or for that matter an easy solution

For a genuine lack of preparation

FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 1

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of wedlock

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy padlock

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS FROM STRATFORD

 

My brother-in-law is from Stratford

He went to Shakespeare's school

No of course he didn’t know him

He was in the year above you fool

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 359

 

Hickory, dickory, dock

The mouse ran up the clock

Which was unusual to find

A rodent interested

In chronometry

ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSKIRT?

 

Are you wearing an underskirt?

I can see it beneath your hem

Oh, its imported silk, is it?

Oh yes of course I like them

THE PLURAL OF GOOSE

 

So, if it is correct that

The plural of goose is geese

Then why isn’t the plural

Of moose, meese

IF LAWYERS CAN BE DISBARRED # 2

 

If Lawyers can be disbarred

Can dustmen be well disposed?

Or can tour guides be detoured

And must models be deposed?