Bye, baby Bunting,
Daddy’s gone
a-hunting,
Well, he’s gone to the
meat counter
Tuesday, 24 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 354
BURNS NIGHT SUPPER
With Haggis, Tatties and Nips
The Scots celebrate
Burns night
They pipe it in with Bagpipes
And that’s really not
right
What the hell is wrong
with them
I thought they
actually liked him
IN THE BURNS NIGHT RAFFLE
In the Burns Night Raffle, first prize
Was very highly sought
after
For it allowed the
winner to pass
On the haggis at the Burns
Night Supper
ARE YOU WEARING A CRUCIFIX?
Are you wearing a crucifix?
Is it God’s grace you
are appeasing?
Is it a symbol of your
devotion?
Or is it just aesthetically
pleasing
Are you a good
Christian girl?
Or are you taunting
and teasing
Well by that look in
your eye
I think you’re up for
a squeezing
I HAVE A PHOBIA ABOUT FLYING
I have a phobia about flying
And I won’t fly
Virgin, no way
After all why use an
airline
That doesn’t go all the
way?
YOU SHOULD NEVER GET BACK
You should never get back
Together with an old
flame
It’s like having a
garage sale
And buying your stuff
back again
NEW EVIDENCE INDICATES THAT WOMEN
New evidence indicates that women
Who carry a little
extra weight
Will live considerably
longer
Than the men who mention
it mate
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